• Sam Brenner: We got this, if we don't, the world ends. 山姆:我们一定得行,如果我们不行,世界就会完蛋。
  • President Will Cooper: Don't tell anybody I killed a Smurf. 威尔·库伯:别跟别人说我打死了一只蓝精灵。
  • Sam Brenner: We're the only ones who can do this! I'm kidding, we're all gonna die. I'm just... sorry. 山姆:只有我们能做这件事!好吧我在开玩笑......我们都会死的,很抱歉。
  • Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's a bad guy? 山姆:吃豆人是坏人?
  • Sam Brenner: You can't kill Q-Bert! You gotta talk to it, get to know it better. Then kill it! 山姆:你不能杀死Q伯特!你要跟它好好谈谈,更好地了解它,然后再杀了它。
  • British Prime Minister: Great Britain can bump you. 英国首相:大不列颠能颠死你。
  • Lamonsoff: Cause I'm this close to figuring out the secret of the Bermuda Triangle. 拉德路:我差一点就要解开百慕达三角洲之谜了。
  • Matty: Yeah, my dad cheated on my mom with his 19-year-old Pilates instructor. Her name's Sinnamon, with an "S",which really tells you all you need to know about her. 马帝:我爸劈腿19岁的皮拉提斯老师。她叫肉贵,昂贵的贵,人如其名。 Sam: No, I could hear a little more. You got any pictures?I'm kiddin'.I'm sorry to hear that. 山姆:我想多知道一点,有她照片吗?开玩笑啦,我很遗憾。
  • Violet: "World hero"? I guess you're not a nerd anymore. 薇乐丽:世界英雄?看来你不再是老宅男了。 Sam: You don't want me to stop being a nerd, ever. 山姆:你可别要我脱离宅男身份。