Pre-teenrascalMichel-Ange`Mikey`islovinglyraisedandspoiledbyhisartificialinsemination-dadRobert`Bob`deLachenayandhisgaypartnerGaby,whorunathrivingantiquesshop.Mikeyluckilybumpedintotwo`surrogategrand-parents`,retiredjuvenilecourtjudgeAntoineandcolonel`swidowBlandine,whosechildrenemigratedtoAustralia.AschoolgangpressesMikeytostealathomeas`hazingtest`.HelpingMikeybringsthelonelypairtogether.ThingsgetcomplicatedwhenMikeystopsatnothingtopressthesubstitutestopresenthimtoBob`sparentsBertrandandMarguerite,whoownacastlebutdisownedtheirownsonjustforbeinggay.