Sage Andreola is a low-rent criminal has no real passion in life, a good looking, twenty something of mixed descent spends his time bumming around with a gang that are just plain bad at what they do. Unmotivated and unshaven, he learns that his ex-girlfriend (who he still may be in love with) is getting married to a man twice her age. His dreary mood and world he knows are radically altered after Sage told by his boss directs him to meet Jamie Vanderwall, his new confident, performance art-loving, lipstick-aficionado partner in crime at The Contemporary Art Museum, where she has a new 'exhibit'. Sage soon learns that what she exhibits is a little more than he bargained for, but because Jamie is touted to be a 'top-notch thief', she calls the shots as they attempt to rob her friend Franz. Franz is a rich man who's dedicated his life to saving endangered animals, however he is a bit strange and mad.