As three Londoners head off into the depths of the English countryside to share a little Christmas cheer, they get more than they bargained for when they collide with a family of deranged pig farmers. Soap star Julian Lewis discovers his younger sister's been impregnated by an inbred local pig farmer and decides to spend Christmas back at the family home in the country. Amber Jade, his ace-writer girlfriend, comes along for the ride, as does her Spanish friend Carlos. All Julian wants is to sort out his pregnant sister and avoid an unfortunate family embarrassment. All Jade wants is to cement her relationship with Julian and spend Christmas at a country estate. Unfortunately, Carlos wants to "cement" Julian's sister, along with the pig farmers daughter, Sam.. and when Carlos laces her full of class A's, you can guarantee life for all involved will never be the same again....