When Tavo's ranch is swindled out from under them, three cowboys lose their livelihood. To spite Old Man Fernsdale, the local land-baron, they rob his bank account, then split up. Tavo Griifith, the leader of the trio, takes all the money and tells his dim-witted partners, Tucker and Heck, to wait out in the Middle of Nowhere. And so the two cowboys sit and wait, and wait.. until they realize that Tavo has betrayed them! Bent on revenge, Tucker and Heck decide to track Tavo down and claim their rightful share of the stolen money. Along the way, the idiotic cowboys encounter a diabolically silent sheriff, an insane professor, and a notorious band of duelists and assassins known as The Gunslinger's Club. By the time Tucker and Heck finish their quest, the Old West will never be the same again.