A person got shot near the eye and died. A Pisces old woman immediately reacted "Thank God! Nothing happened to the eye". A Pisces minister fired his secretary saying, "Why have You used such difficult words in my speech? At least I should know what I am talking about". A Pisces woman brought home a tortoise. When asked why she replied, "I've heard that they live for 200 years so I want to see if its true".