Passed over for another promotion, Kurt comes up with his greatest plan yet: He needs his son to become best friends with his boss's son, who is the star athlete on his fourth grade baseball team. Once Kurt's son joins the team, Kurt will have plenty of time to bond with his employer and get an even better promotion. There is only one obstacle: Kurt doesn't have a son. Luckily, he meets a lovely young crack head who is willing to rent her son to him. When ten year old Richard arrives, it becomes surprisingly clear that he may be the most flamboyant child on the planet...and that this plan is going to require a lot more work.