Follow Edward P. Flemmings' doomed foray into public-access television as his ill conceived and poorly executed show spirals into oblivion. Over the course of his four episodes or "Please Enjoy Segments," Edward must contend with bandless band-leader Leeland Bennasio, set repossession, communist infiltration, acquisition by a Japanese conglomerate, and pressure from his State Licensed Assessor of Media (S.L.A.M.) to change the show's format from "educational" to "urban." As disaster mounts, Edward begins to fall for high-powered entertainment executive Anjani Leonard and pine for the simple life he left behind as a pastor in Square, Iowa.