amannamedKaanWoo(JamesLew)isescapinghisdarkpast,havingbeeninvolvedwithacultofbrownshroud-wearing,druid-likemonkwarriorsthathavemysticalpowers.Heapparentlywantedout,becausetheirevilqueen,LingLi(NancyKwan)hassentherservant,SirXavier(RichardNorton)todoherbidding-i.e.,eliminateWoo.Duringabattlewiththedarkforces,Woo'ssoulistransferredintothebodyofhomelessdrunkardEarlStockman(MarkPellegrino).Nowthisbumisassurprisedasanybodytofindouthehasmysticalkung-fuabilities.Now"Superbum"musttakeontheevilcultandwintheday.