INGREDIENTS One part - Middle-aged writer One part - Over zealous friend/actress One part - Concerned/confused wife One part - Self-absorbed performance artist One part - Struggling singer/stripper One part - Marques De Sade Two parts - Bored socialites Two parts - Bumbling thugs Beat vigorously with an SM Clown Place on high heat and bring to a boil. Recipe for Disaster? Prize Winning Cake? Or Both? You be the judge.