While watching a local newscast while waiting for a football game to start, twenty-something slacker Sean Connery (no relation) sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, a local TV reporter named Susan Dalton. With the help of his best friend Patrick Lazenby and a computer geek named Desmond, Sean sets out to "accidentally" meet Susan. Complicating matters is Sean's ex-wife who not only still loves him but who still lives with him.