Mr. Stern, Can I Have Your Autograph? is the story of Clayton Stern, a paparazzo/ journalist who is unwittingly thrown into a chaotic world of family mystery, deceit, and ill-fame. One day out on the town while looking for tabloid headlines, Clayton meets Marsha Zonk, who offers him some juicy information that sounds too good to be true. Taking a liking to the young woman, Clayton helps her out in covering up a nasty smear campaign against America's favorite teen pop icon. However, the question Clayton must ask himself is whether he is being used as a device to promote the luscious young star. Damon Sanders is the corrupt game show host America tunes into every night. When Damon becomes the subject of a nation-wide scandal, Clayton must fight Damon's attempt to drag Clayton down with him. Clayton becomes caught in a merry-go-round of fascinating characters with secrets and ulterior motives, when all he really wants to do is devote himself to his long-time girlfriend, Carrie. But ...