A dark comic romantic drama that explores the highs and lows of love, friendship, food and murder. Meet Edward, an over the hill burnt out assassin. After falling for Jennifer, Edward decides he's had enough of killing and requests for his retirement dinner. It's up to his equally messed up colleagues - Hamm, Teddy, Elijah and Manny, to give it to him. There's just one problem, this dinner will set in motion a series of events that will change their lives forever. Take Me To Dinner is a film about chance, violence, and human relationships in our modern times.