Uforic is famous gangster rapper whose car breaks down in the middle of the desert. Along comes York, a seemingly harmless hillbilly who picks up Uforic in his pickup truck. Before he knows it, Uforic is on his knees in the wilderness facing the wrong end of a semi-automatic. Fearing for his life, Uforic tells York of a transaction about to take place involving a briefcase containing ten million dollars, thus setting in motion a hilarious and often shocking series of events that will come to affect the lives of a whole host of colorful denizens of the L.A. underworld. These include a corrupt FBI agent, a sleazy strip club owner, a pair of vixen lesbian strippers, a hitman with a penchant for creative torture, a Jewish pickpocket and his dominatrix mother, a British sophisticate who cooks crystal meth, a legally blind albino gangster and a sexual deviant redneck with a Bruce Lee obsession...